In addition

as an adendum to the previous post my wife and I have taken the time to fortify our house. This includes a number of intricate and deadly traps that will be set off upon entering the home and are activated upon leaving. We have also let our dogs loose while we are gone, hoping that they will kill the second wave that survives the initial onslaught we have set up. There are a number of advantages and disadvantages to this system. Most importantly our house is impenatrable, the key problem is that we have not been inside our house in days. By now our dogs may be starving and we are to scared by the death trap that is our home to go inside. All of our worldy belongings are safe, and we are permenantly camped out in our driveway, praying for someone to break in so we can follow behind. If we're lucky our dogs will recognize us and let us feed them before we are torn limb from limb, or that they will be so weak from hunger that they will not be able to put up a fight. All our hope lies in the foolish mistakes that dangerous criminals may make...